My name is Edward Stubblefield. You may know me as Stubbs the Zombie.
All I ever wanted was to give one big pitch, get off the road, and settle down with the gal of my dreams. Funny thing is, life has a way of kickin’ a man in the head, rippin’ out his heart, and, worst of all, tearing the perfectly tailored suit he spent his last dime on. Turns out, that’s all a bonus in the afterlife.
Speaking of bonuses, I’ve got something I think you’ll really be interested in: the I Love Stubbs edition of Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse. This right here is the Hovercar of deluxe editions, let me tell you.
This is your chance to experience the life of a salesman that can’t be kept down at a price that can’t be beat! Act now, and you’ll also receive the Stubbs the Zombie Soundtrack and Fartbook. Don’t let this offer pass you by. Buy the I Love Stubbs Edition of Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse today, and don’t forget to tell the salesman who sent ya!
No disc jockey’s collection is complete without the Stubbs the Zombie official soundtrack! Take any party from dullsville to far out with modern takes on the classics you know and love.
1. "Lollipop" Ben Kweller
2. "My Boyfriend's Back" The Raveonettes
3. "Earth Angel" Death Cab for Cutie
4. "Shakin' All Over” Rose Hill Drive
5. "Strangers in the Night" Cake
6. "There Goes My Baby" The Walkmen
7. "Everyday" Rogue Wave
8. "All I Have to Do Is Dream" The Dandy Warhols
9. "Mr. Sandman" Oranger
10. "If I Only Had a Brain" The Flaming Lips
11. "Tears on My Pillow" Clem Snide
12. "Lonesome Town" Milton Mapes
13. "The Living Dead" Phantom Planet
For the connoisseur of the fine arts, there’s no better gift than the Fartbook by Stubbs the Zombie, brought to you by Aspyr Media.
Enjoy a fully digitized book of the future: no paper, no mess! No need to crowd your coffee table with hardcovers and paperbacks. Instead, experience the latest innovation in reading technologies with the Stubbs the Zombie Fartbook.
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