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Coffee Crisis

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About the game

Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!

Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and our coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!


Key Features

  • Single or Local Co-Op Play
  • Controller Support
  • Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards and Badges
  • Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!
  • Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
  • Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!
  • Heavy Metal
  • Possessed Grannies
  • Dangerous amounts of caffeine
  • Fun
  • Metal
  • Alien Crushing
  • Single Session Gameplay

So grab a hot mug and save the world!


System Requirements


Windows - Minimum
  • OS: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

Windows - Recommended
  • OS: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

Mac - Minimum
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

Mac - Recommended
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

Linux - Minimum
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

Linux - Recommended
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Format: Digital edition
Publisher: Zerouno Games
Type: Download code delivered via email
Valid on: PC, Linux, Mac

Minimum
Supported Operating Systems: Win 7 32/64 bits/Linux/Mac OS X
Ram: 512 MB
Hard Disk Space: 700 MB
Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
Video Card: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
DirectX Compatible:

1.  Register an account

Go to www.steampowered.com and click 'login' at the top right corner of the website. After that, press 'Join Steam' in the middle of your screen to create your account. 

2. Download Steam

Click the green button that says 'Install Steam' at the top right corner of the website, install Steam and login with with the account you created in step 1. 

3. Click 'Games' at the top of your screen and select 'Activate a product on Steam'

4. Open the confirmation e-mail you received from Startselect and copy the code into the 'Product Code' box.

5. Confirm the code and install the game

6. You can access your games by clicking 'Library' at the top of your screen. 

7. After the download is completed, you can enjoy your game!

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